The Fist of Science, being the thorough workers we are, put the whole the ‘ITER is hotter than the sun’ theory to the test. After about 2 weeks of vigorous study, the entire lab team here at The Fist of Science agree that is very, very hot. In fact, we bought a mini-ITER, which is very useful for cooking frozen pizzas and TV dinners. Despite numerous attempts by secret spies from the government saying this was a ‘Microwave’ and ‘Not a new advance in science at all’ we were able to create numerous midnight snacks for the whole team here at The Fist of Science Labs.
The Fist of Science’s very own mini-ITER
No one here can contain their excitement for such a great advancement in science. We’ve reached the consensus that this should be a very, very good thing for everyone. And with full stomachs and nuclear radiation in our breath, we all cheer, “YAY ITER!”
EDIT: We here at The Fist of Science, possibly after trying to nuke 15 Hot Pockets® agree that the world not be ready for nuclear fusion just yet.
The aftermath of nuclear fusion the The Fist of Science breakroom.
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A Dirty Microwave Oven. N.d. LookingForAdventure. Web. 19 Mar. 2014. <http://www.lookingforadventure.com/photopages/microwave.htm>.
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