Showing posts with label Take this seriously. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Take this seriously. Show all posts

Sunday, June 8, 2014

42 (The Answer to Life the Universe and Everything)


So the history of the Earth has been discussed in a previous post, but what was not discussed was the mind blowing stuff that preceded it.

Before the sun existed, there was another star, a big one, that one day just up and exploded into a nebula. This cloud of dead star bits expanded out into the area that would eventually become our solar system, though that was still several million years away.  Eventually, this cloud began to spin (due to conservation of angular momentum) and slowly collapse in upon itself into a huge disk. At its center a baby sun. However this baby is not like any toddler that you have ever met. It is not the cute, slightly chubby adorableness that we appreciate in human babies. No, this is a rapidly expanding fiery baby of death to all those within as certain proximity. It absorbs anything that gets to close only adding to its mass, until, eventually, it stabilizes, matures, and stops eating for a change. around it, smaller variations of this event take place, forming what would eventually be the eight planets.  But this process of planetary creation was detailed in an earlier post. This process, if you the reader so choose to learn more about it, is called The Solar Nebula Theory.

But what caused this, well, scientists believe that they have found the answer in someone who has been dead for nearly 300 years, Sir Isaac Newton. Newton is the creator of the three primary laws that govern the way that we understand Gravity. These laws are creatively named,  Newtons Laws of Motion, who would have guessed. Anyway, these three laws are...

1. An object at rest tends to stay at rest, and an object in motion will remain in motion with the same speed and direction unless acted upon by an unbalanced force.
           A. Loosely Translated this means that in general, objects will remain in a state of motion unless acted upon by an "unbalanced" force, like friction. (this is the reason why eventually things that are moving do stop.

2. Force equals Mass Multiplied by Acceleration(F=MA)
          A. This one is pretty self explanatory.

3. Every action has an Equal and opposite reaction.
         A. This means that when I push on an object, it "pushes" back. This should not be taken literally, but more figuratively as in when you push, it gives back the same.

How does this tie into the aforementioned solar nebula theory, you may ask? Well you see, these laws show the way the objects interact with one another in regard to gravity.  Without them, there would have been no gravitational pull to keep everything in check and bring the cloud together.  But it is more then just that, these properties are the withstanding reason how gravity, inertia and matter interact.

Now, fast forward a few million years to our now formed solar system. Why is it, that the planets, in their motion around the sun, do not stay in perfect circles. There is one center, right...Right? Wrong. The planets travel in elliptical orbits because their are infact, 2 foci, the sun and a random point in space. This is the first of Kepler's Laws of Planetary Motion. These laws explain why the planets move in the way they do.
 The second law details, that if a line were to be drawn from a given planet and have an small arc representing a period of time from that line. The area of the shape created by the arc and the line, will remain a constant throughout the entire orbital cycle.
Finally the ratio of the squares of the periods(orbital times) of two planets, is equal the ratio of their distances from the sun cubed.
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Sunday, March 9, 2014

Official Forensics Lab report


Hello there. This is our MURDER LAB REPORT; the full story will be released sooner than later, but we figured that we would give the OFFICIAL lab report, so here we are.


Who did it?
A forensics lab


Yesterday at 3 AM, at Mike's Awesome Bakery in Francestown, NH the baker arrived to find his assistant baker dead: lying in a pool of blood.  The victim's body was covered in a white powder.  


In an attempt to find the source of the white powder, investigators collect multiple samples from the bakery (baking soda, flour, baking powder, powdered milk, cornstarch).


Investigators are in the process of interviewing employees of the bakery to narrow their field of suspects.  They are also gathering clothing samples from employees to find a match for the white powder.


The investigators need your help.  They need you to write a lab procedure to help them identify the powder covering the body.


MATERIALS AT YOUR DISPOSAL
- baking soda
- baking powder
- flour
- cornstarch
- vinegar
- iodine solution
- universal indicator
- water
- lab materials (beakers, stirrers, pipettes, etc.)



Objective: To identify the mystery substance.



Procedure
  1. Collect resources(see materials list)
  2. Test reactive properties of baking soda with each of the three liquids and record results
  3. Test reactive properties of baking powder with each of the three liquids and record results
  4. Test reactive properties of flour with each of three liquids and record results
  5. Test cornstarch with each of the three liquids and record results
  6. Test mystery substance with each of three liquids and record results
  7. Compare mystery substance reactions with the other four substances
  8. based on how similar the data is shown, make an inference that the substance that shares reactive properties with the mystery substance is in fact the same substance.
  9. Interview suspects, if it is a round building, the suspect who says they were dusting corners is the murderer, if no such case happens, ask them what kind of things they make and work off of that.





Analysis:
Test Solutions
Baking Soda
Baking Powder
Flour
Cornstarch
Unknown
Water
Absorbed Immediately; no reaction
Fizzed Lightly
No reaction; water stayed on top
absorbed
fizzed slightly
Vinegar
fizzed
fizzed
no reaction; Vin. stayed on top
slowly absorbed
fizzed
Iodine
became gelatinous
fizzy and purple
Turned purple; absorbed immediately
turned purple; stayed on top
Fizzed and turned purple
Indicator
turned blue
turned orange
turned orange; gelatinous
slowly absorbed, turned orange
turned orange



Conclusion:
What powder should the investigators be looking for when they examine the suspects clothing.  How do you know?  How confident are you in your results and why?
Well other than looking for the obvious signs, like BLOOD *coughs the forensic specialists should look for trace amounts of baking powder on the suspects skin, assuming that the murderer changed clothes and or showered, also look for traces of smoke as the suspect may have burned the bloody clothing. also the butcher might be a good suspect as his business has recently dwindled after the bakery opened.

Wednesday, March 5, 2014

Lab report for The Experiment of Flame


For those of you who further wanted to understand our experiment and or try it for yourself, here is our detailed lab report, unfortunately no bear-lion-minotaur-naked mole rat-creatures were acutally involved, but thats rather irrelevant. Anyway, here is the report.




­Lab Design Sheet   Ryan and Luke
Name of Experiment: Paper Burnin’ on the Dance Floor                             
Question to be answered:     
What type of paper will burn the longest?


Prior Knowledge: Magazines have tons of chemicals and dyes in them, whereas Art Paper (if Specified) is acid free.
Hypothesis:Prediction: If we burn different types of paper, then the art paper will burn the longest...
Hypothesis:Rationale: ...Because it has the least chemicals and it is the least refined.
Independent: Type of Paper
Dependent: Time it takes for the paper to burn
Constants: Time Exposed to Flame, weather conditions, location of paper
Equipment: Magazine, News, Art, Lined, and copy paper. A timer.
Procedure:
1. Collect the papers listed above.
2. Cut pieces of paper into pieces of 4” x 3”
3. Build paper holding apparatus as show

4. Locate matches or Lighter
5. Place paper in dish.
6. Expose paper to flame for 3 seconds.
7. Time amount of time paper takes to burn completely.
8. Record results.
9. Repeat 4 - 7 with all other papers.


DATA:
Art Paper
1:26
Copy Paper
0:30
Lined Paper
0:16
Newspaper
0:13
Magazine
0:10
ANALYSIS:
 
CONCLUSION: Our hypothesis was correct. We think this is because the art paper was the least refined and contained the least amount of chemicals.



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